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racingbarakarts:

I’ve made a mistake

Scarlett Johansson for Dolce & Gabbana Perfect Noir (2014) (x)

(Source: hermiola, via star-trecking)

teacrafted:

"You can’t eat all that!"

fuckin watch me.

(via appr-eciate)

cosmicspread:

u know yr fucked when someone is so fine u can’t even look at them directly u gotta glance at them out of the corner of your eye like yr lookin at the sun

(via pornstarwars)

(Source: fssbnder, via anxius)

mathvevo:

Hippo don’t care, Hippo got things to do, Hippo got places to be

neptunain:

heteronormativity is so weird like yesterday I was at my aunts beach house and some of her in-laws brought over this small baby. and the baby puts it’s hand on it’s brow to keep the sun out of it’s eyes and his father says “look at that! Leon is looking for girls!” Leon is eight months old I don’t think he knows what a girl is yet

joke
dʒəʊk/
noun
1.
a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter.

(via benedictcumberbatch)

preys:

Eventually we’re just gonna have to accept “ducking” as a swear word

(via asian)

therailz:

when you fuck up and realize there’s nothing you can do so you just accept it

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(via infamousgod)