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rebagled:

*aggressively doesn’t know*

(Source: dveon, via sorry)

jontronshat:

jontronshat:

jontronshat:

when you find a very funny meme

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when you show your friend the humorous meme

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and he also has a giggle at it

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vermofftiss:

superdirectionerpottergleek:

donatj:

Indonesian Autumn Adder

that’s a dragon…don’t even try to fight me on this… that’s a fucking dragon

Baby Smaug

youhavetobeshipping:

best response ever

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titytwochainz:

every family got a plastic bag full of plastic bags

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whiskeydrinking-operating:

This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said  “Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad) I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.
You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.

Aubrey Plaza enjoys a cup of coffee as she leaves the Bowery Hotel on July 30, 2014 in New York City, New York.

"Falling in love with yourself first doesn’t make you vain or selfish, it makes you indestructible."

- Things I’ll teach my children (via tierdropp)

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funny-gif-1:

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seliebercrush:

I CAN’T BREATH